owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1
"The person you’re meant to be with will never have to be chased, begged or given an ultimatum."

Mandy Hale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

I needed this

(via stayspectacular)

"Nothing kills you like your mind"
Unknown (via inxpressive)
fucktonofghosts:


#what does cat mean #this wasn’t covered in driver’s ed #oh god somebody take the wheel

im sorry i had to preserve your tags

minimusemedley:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

"and hired a thin white actor/actress for every role"


August 1st   Toronto, Canada

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

mrodofficial:

best Cat pic ever
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

lydiamahrtn:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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polyatom1c:

fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on you again for continuing to exploit my sense of trust. trust is not a weakness and should be respected, not taken advantage of.